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So out of nowhere, today, I was thinking about LOCUSTS. I actually think about locusts more frequently than you'd think. It's totally amazing that these things still cause mass famine on a regular basis in Africa. They're actually a serious problem.
So anyway, I've read about scientists working tirelessly to figure out just what turns their swarming behavior on (most of the time they're just grasshoppers, but when their population density gets to a certain threshold, they CHANGE COLOR and turn into SWARMING EATING MACHINES (I'm kind of obsessed with animals in swarms. Ever since I was a kid (I think this is why I like Deleuze and Guattari). Just say it: swaaaaaaaaaaaaarm)). This is pretty awesome, but...
I just realized it would be EVEN COOLER to study what makes them decide where to go once they're swarming. Because then, you could totally figure out how to manipulate them! What if you could insert robotic drones into their midst that emitted pheromones, and STEER them all over the place? This sounds like something that an evil scientist would do in order to take over the world, but you could also use this power for good, by steering them all off into the OCEAN! (Locusts, like mosquitos and other upsetting insects, are among the few species of animal that I like the idea of killing in mass quantities).
It would be just like that part in the New Testament where Jesus diverts hundreds of evil spirits into a HERD OF PIGS, and then the pigs just run straight into the ocean and DROWN!
Seriously guys this is clearly a great idea. ROBOT LOCUSTS. STEERING SWARMS OF REAL LOCUSTS. It's the future.
So anyway, I've read about scientists working tirelessly to figure out just what turns their swarming behavior on (most of the time they're just grasshoppers, but when their population density gets to a certain threshold, they CHANGE COLOR and turn into SWARMING EATING MACHINES (I'm kind of obsessed with animals in swarms. Ever since I was a kid (I think this is why I like Deleuze and Guattari). Just say it: swaaaaaaaaaaaaarm)). This is pretty awesome, but...
I just realized it would be EVEN COOLER to study what makes them decide where to go once they're swarming. Because then, you could totally figure out how to manipulate them! What if you could insert robotic drones into their midst that emitted pheromones, and STEER them all over the place? This sounds like something that an evil scientist would do in order to take over the world, but you could also use this power for good, by steering them all off into the OCEAN! (Locusts, like mosquitos and other upsetting insects, are among the few species of animal that I like the idea of killing in mass quantities).
It would be just like that part in the New Testament where Jesus diverts hundreds of evil spirits into a HERD OF PIGS, and then the pigs just run straight into the ocean and DROWN!
Seriously guys this is clearly a great idea. ROBOT LOCUSTS. STEERING SWARMS OF REAL LOCUSTS. It's the future.
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Date: 2009-02-07 07:09 am (UTC)Seriously, how cool would it be to
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Date: 2009-02-07 07:09 am (UTC)I forget where I read that, though.
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Date: 2009-02-07 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-07 07:03 pm (UTC)When they go into swarm mode, they're all in a group of other locusts. First thing they see that they can Eat: the locust in front of them. First thing they hear that's coming to Eat them: the locust behind them.
End result: All locusts swarm wildly in a randomly determined direction, frantically chasing the locust in front of them and avoiding the locust behind them, until they come upon some *other* food that they gobble up. As soon as the food is gone, all the locusts suddenly notice each other again and start chasing each other again, and the swarm moves on. This accounts for the bizarre pseudo-intelligent "ravenous" behavior of a locust swarm apparently zeroing in en masse onto a patch of food and instantly abandoning it once it's consumed for another one like a superintelligent hivemind, when in fact it's almost the *opposite* of a superintelligent hivemind -- it's the result of maybe even one single locust spotting some food somewhere and desperately sprinting toward it with the whole swarm of ravenous locusts following it for no other reason than they want to eat him while avoiding being eaten by the ones just behind them.
It's almost mathematically simple. There is no higher-order thought process going on in the locusts' brains beyond this. For a locust to strike out on its own from the swarm would require that locust to ignore Imperative #1, Eat, wholly in favor of Imperative #2, Don't Get Eaten, and that would be impossible for a hungry locust -- the need to Eat that locust hovering just out of your reach is overpowering even considering the threat of the locust just behind you trying to Eat you. Hunger and fear balance each other out almost completely and keep you locked within a specific place in a surprisingly regimented-seeming social order composed of nothing but your blind hope that you'll catch the locust in front of you before the locust behind you catches up (if you, as a locust, were capable of complex emotions like "hope", which you are not).
A *smart* locust might think "Hey, if I drop out of the swarm and head off on my own, I'd be at no risk of being eaten, and even though I don't see any *immediate* sources of food out *there* as tempting as that luscious locust in the swarm just ahead of me, as a rational long-term planner I must presume there are other food sources there somewhere that if I'm smart about it I won't have to share with the swarm as a whole." But locusts are, almost by definition, not smart, and any locust that stayed still long enough to try to think this concept through would get eaten.
It is, I suppose, sort of a metaphor for capitalist society.
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Date: 2009-02-07 07:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 10:49 pm (UTC)That's obviously a more complicated question. I was talking about what set of instincts motivates the individual locust to stay in the swarm, not why swarming evolved in the first place. Swarming probably settled into place as a behavior because swarms do a good job of clearing the neighborhood of competing species that don't swarm, and because it provides a built-in mechanism for scattering the genetic material of the species widely around the area.
I think larger questions of "why" may be mistaken -- biological effects like swarming, just like social effects like the subprime mortgage market, are things that happen due to emergent self-reinforcing patterns that last because they last. They aren't necessarily "better" than not having them. All you need for some kind of swarming behavior to bootstrap itself into existence is a glitch in an insect's normal serotonin response to social interaction with other insects where it goes into a positive feedback loop -- the bug gets *more and more excited* just by being around other bugs until it goes completely insane. Then evolution just prunes out the *totally* destructive forms of insanity while the ones that aren't quite destructive enough to wipe out the species persist and keep on crufting more and more bits and pieces onto themselves, until we reach the point where the effect has evolved into a full-on physical transformation like we see now.
I wouldn't say that swarming is necessarily a beneficial adaptation -- like with most such things it has upsides and downsides. The massive habitat shifts and swings in population caused by swarming probably make a species more vulnerable to certain forms of habitat loss -- this is basically why the Rocky Mountain locust went extinct en masse with the arrival of agriculture.
Again, all kind of analogous with the subprime mortgage crisis. As with the subprime mortgage crisis, it's kind of important to remember that the individual beings involved aren't thinking anything but Eat Or Be Eaten, and the system as a whole is a product of random chance that is, if anything, dumber than the individual beings. (The anthropomorphic thinking of asking "Why did God make locusts to swarm?", difficult a habit as it is to shake, can lead to some dangerous errors in thinking. It's even more dangerous when people start applying it to things God even more obviously didn't make, like market capitalism and speculative finance.)
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Date: 2009-02-07 11:20 pm (UTC)Swarm mode entirely changes their behavior in ways that can be observed even when you isolate them and observe them individually. An animal that would normally avoid or be relatively indifferent to others (except to mate) will, if you stroke their legs enough times over a few hours, go through several molts, change colors, and all of a sudden seek out other locusts.
But locusts clearly have an "eat" instinct and a "don't be eaten" instinct prior to swarm mode. If the behavior were truly a response to the "eat and avoid being eaten" instincts, then you'd expect, for example, locusts who aren't in swarm mode to go into swarm mode immediately when a swarm descends on their location, since they were already trying to eat and not get eaten before that swarm showed up. But they don't.
Maybe the only thing that changes is that they now see other locusts as potential food, but there's clearly a switch that turns on that changes their behavior into something it wasn't before. And if this video is any indication, it's not like even swarming locusts are constantly attempting to eat each other (see, for example, the shots where a bunch of red/orange locusts in swarm mode are just chilling out in a container with no food in it, attempting to eat the one green locust but otherwise appearing pretty peaceful).
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Date: 2009-02-07 10:20 pm (UTC)Maybe you want to follow the group to make sure that you don't keep flying somewhere only to find that the rest of the group has already been there and eaten everything? But this doesn't explain why the others are swarming. I dunno.
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Date: 2009-02-07 10:52 pm (UTC)The *species* doesn't "want" to swarm either -- the species is locked into a certain pattern as a result of random evolution. There are certain benefits to swarming, sure, but you have to balance that out with the costs -- keep in mind that the vast majority of insect species *don't* swarm, and that therefore on balance swarming can't be that great of a strategy.
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Date: 2009-02-08 05:54 am (UTC)Is this true?
Food is not the only resource. Mates are also resources. I know that predatory birds eat up locusts and, as documented by Scott Weidensaul, have suffered dramatically in agricultural pesticide use. Ironic, but he reported birdkills where you couldn't see the ground for the bodies.
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Date: 2009-02-08 06:15 am (UTC)That said, it does get way out of hand: the last catastrophic locust swarm in 1988 flew over all of northern Africa and the Middle East, making its way all the way up to Iran. I am guessing that there was probably somewhere in that whole region that wasn't suffering extreme drought, and that an optimal solution would have been for the locusts to spread out along that expanse. Obviously they weren't programmed to find that solution; I think that the switch to swarming mode is irreversible and continues for their lifespan. Perhaps just because a gene containing an "off" switch never showed up at the right time, or wasn't sufficiently advantageous given that locust swarms of that size are pretty rare.
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Date: 2009-02-07 07:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 08:23 am (UTC)my favorite quote about locust-eating comes from Nigerian locust-harvester Gambo Ibrahim (quoted here):
‘I mean, yes, the locusts are eating up our crops, but we are also eating them up and making money to boot. So, both man and locust are losers, but I think they are worse off because we are eating them.’
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Date: 2009-02-07 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 06:53 pm (UTC)Admittedly given that Israelites were supposed to be a slave race at this time a massive crop failure would leave them just as screwed as everyone else. But this was already the eighth plague -- God has pretty much committed to a scorched-earth strategy by now.
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Date: 2009-02-07 10:53 pm (UTC)Given that the Hebrews weren't going to be staying around much longer, they probably didn't suffer most of the serious ill effects. And also, a locust day is a no-forced-work-in-the-fields day! Just sit back, fry up some bugs, and wait for it to be over. If the locusts eat enough crops and it's long enough after planting time, you may not even have to work that hard in the fields for the rest of the growing season! Win.
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Date: 2009-02-07 11:06 pm (UTC)If this affected the Israelites too then that would make for pretty hard times all around.
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Date: 2009-02-08 12:56 am (UTC)I just remembered, though, that in any case it doesn't matter that locusts were kosher, since kashrut as it currently exists didn't exist until after the flight from Egypt. Technically, at that point in time, the Hebrews could eat the frogs, too. They just couldn't have eaten them alive.
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Date: 2009-02-07 10:44 pm (UTC)Also, they're really scary. In order to hunt them, you need several layers of clothes, heavy boots, and you have to do it at night when they're not flying as much. Imagine going outside in this:
but without a car around you. You're really not going to be happily thinking "hey, I can eat those!"
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Date: 2009-02-08 07:16 pm (UTC)Actually, assuming that the book
When I read Things Fall Apart, I didn't know very much at all about locusts, so I think I just assumed that this was something Achebe had put into his book as part of his strategy of showing a distinctly African culture as opposed to a European one, since European and European-derived cultures generally fear locusts. Given the points being made about the devastation that locust swarms actually cause in Africa, it's hard for me to see what Achebe is actually getting at in making a locust swarm a cause of joy in his book. . . it's not as though there's no agriculture in Umuofia; in fact, the culture centers around the growth of yams. Could that point be what makes the difference? The part of the yam that people eat lies under the ground; maybe the locusts can't get to it? In the passage I quoted, they're described as eating only the trees and the grasses. . . but I don't know nearly enough about locust swarms to see if this makes sense, so maybe Achebe just got his details wrong in this case?
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Date: 2009-02-08 07:54 pm (UTC)It's not really European-derived cultures that fear locusts, though, since Europe doesn't even get them. We get our fear of locusts from the Bible, which describes cultures in the Middle East and Egypt.
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Date: 2009-02-08 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-07 10:42 am (UTC)I think it was a TED talk because there was video.
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Date: 2009-02-07 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 10:56 pm (UTC)Well, I'm not really an expert, but I think in order to manipulate the pseudo-random behavior of a locust swarm to a reliable degree, a high enough percentage of the locust swarm would have to be under your control -- potentially thousands of drones -- that it wouldn't really be worth it. If you had the resources to do that you could probably just kill the locusts outright.
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Date: 2009-02-08 12:51 am (UTC)